Random Thoughts

My idea of an expensive, obscure joke would be to open a bakery that only sells pie. For $3.14.

If Mickey Mouse gets kicked out of school, is that suspended animation?

Sometime when you're in a restaurant that has a kid's meal, tell the waitperson "I'll have the kid's meal if I get to choose which kid to take it from."

The next time someone tells you that you really mean something to them, stare at them intently and ask "Do I mean something to you? Or do I represent something to you?"

I'm not picky when it comes to women, as long as they're not missing any toes. I'm lack-toes intolerant.